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minus-squareson_named_bort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoI would’ve settled for razor blades. No, I get apples instead. That’s not candy.
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·23 hours agoIf I open my door Thursday night and go to put candy in someone’s bag and see a toothbrush, I’m giving them a second handful of candy.
I would’ve settled for razor blades. No, I get apples instead. That’s not candy.
Apples > Raisins && Toothbrushes.
If I open my door Thursday night and go to put candy in someone’s bag and see a toothbrush, I’m giving them a second handful of candy.