Take her to a knightclub
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Marry her.
Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.
what i’m told
“I’m glad you brought protection”
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
You’ve got mail!
She could wear a trash bag if she’s this cute, I’m still going out with her.
Joust!
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.
I would think there’s a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!
Gosh, is it warm in here?
As a longbow user, that armor isn’t going to be much good
Everyone thinks they’ve got a longbow…
Aboveaveragebow for sure.
Well, don’t shoot your shot too early. Or rather, don’t loose too early?
Ask her if the maille is butted or riveted
Is your armor as riveted as I am?
Is your armor butted? …would you like it to be?
You don’t need to put a ring on it…
… unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you’ll need lots of rings.
Do you really want to be the first partner not to add a link to the chain?
